A few things heard around my house this week:
Mom - What things do you guys want to learn about North Carolina or the beach before we go on vacation?
Child - There's a beach in North Carolina?
Dad - Do you know where North Carolina is?
Child - Um.. yeah... it's by the Canadian border!
(we need to work on geography)
"Get off the table! ..... and where are your pants?"
"We don't put plastic bags on baby's faces"
"Get Buhda out of your mouth"
"Don't touch that! Ugh.. Don't EAT that!" (baby spit up)
"I don't know where it is" (Okay, we hear that every day)