Daily I struggle with getting these boys ready for school on time. It isn't MY struggle as much as theirs, they are old enough to get themselves ready. Somehow it takes each of them well over an hour to prepare for school, that's at least half an hour in the bathroom a piece. I can't figure it out.
They wake up to their own alarms - or at least, they are supposed to. Generally it takes at least half an hour for the first to get out of bed after his alarm starts to go off and his mom starts to hollar at him. Then it's 15 minutes in the bathroom, 15 to get dressed, and so on.
Today, however - I don't know what happened, but it left me very confused. The alarm went off, the child got out of bed, went to the bathroom, changed clothes, had his glasses on, and was eating breakfast before 12 minutes had passed. He was ready to go with time to spare.
Randy's theory is that he was abducted in the night by alien dwarves.. I'm not sure about this theory, but more than willing to accept it as truth.