I frequently have to smile when my 3 year old, Monkey, feels the need to argue with someone. Typically it's someone smaller than him, with fewer verbal skills.
Today, The Roamer (2) heard Crackers (1) wake up and cry. The Roamer pointed at the stairs and exclaimed, "BABY!". Monkey was upset by this, naturally he took offense and pouted at The Roamer, "No, I boy right now. I not baby, I boy right now."
They're fun (=